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USA, I Salute You

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USA, I salute you.

 

My fellow single Americans, join me.

 

Salute Royal Pains.

 

Because they let Hank be Hank. And Hank is single.

Declare Independence From Dumb Relationships

 

Some people celebrate July 4 with barbecues and fireworks.

 

 

I prefer historical re-enactment: honoring the fore-mothers of America by declaring independence from tyrants.

 

 

I observe the birth of our nation and most national holidays by getting out of dumb  relationships with dumber boyfriends.

 

 

How’s that for patriotism?

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